

Posts tagged Embarrassing.
Confession: Part of why I cut off all my hair, is because I’m too stylistically challenged to do anything with it.
Like those messy up-dos, where women just twist their hair up and put it in a clamp. Impossible. I spent an hour trying, and it just kept falling out.
Confession: I like reading tweets on tumblr, because I feel like twitter seems too complicated. Oddly enough.
Welp. I might just be the only loser who didn’t know Breaking Dawn was done filming.
AND it’s two parts. My mother is obsessed with them. I’ve seen the other three… I might as well watch the conclusion if I get the chance.
Confession: I was terrified of twins before I found Tegan and Sara. They cured me of my phobia.
One of the funniest fucking chats I’ve ever had. This is my friend Cody and I, having a casual chat about … well mostly vagina’s really. At least in the portion I’m showing you all.
Here’s a snippet:
[01:26] <Adriana> Falling face-first into a vagina isn’t nearly as comfy as you’d think.
[01:28] <Aero> next time im faced with a vagina, im going to fall face first into it
[01:28] <Aero> “on purpose”
[01:28] <Aero> and report back about it
Fried Green Tornadoes

I had two of my southern firsts (being stared at doesn’t count) a plate of true southern deep-fried food a.k.a heart attack on a plate. And experienced my first tornado — well, going by the house around 700ft away, at most. I think there’s a quote from Twister that goes something like this: “I’d rather be swallowed into the earth, then be thrown into the air by a tornado.” As a former Californian I tend to agree. I’m generally unsettled by anything that isn’t a standard small earthquake.
When tornadoes come to mind; swirling vortexes of death and destruction come to mind.