Posts tagged Lesbian.
sinning heathen BOSS.
Browsing tumblr droolin’ over the scantily-clad ladies whilst the rest of the house is doing something religious.
THAT AWKWARD LESBIAN MOMENT
Um, especially when the person asking is your MOTHER.
when someone asks you who the boy in the relationship is.
(submitted by foxifiedfucker)
LOL. That was one of the many awkward questions my mother asked.
When I see an attractive, available lesbian.
LOL. I couldn’t resist re-blogging this.
THAT AWKWARD LESBIAN MOMENT
when you realize that “strap-on” is “no parts” backwards.
OHMYGOD. I should have noticed ages ago. I always read stuff backwards.
every girl has a little bit of lesbian in them.
Some more than others
For all we know some may currently have a little lesbian in them too.
Things Not To Say During Lesbian Sex.
• I think I’m gonna sneeze.
• You’re not pmsing … are you?
• Hold that thought, I have to pee.
• My ex did this differently. No not better …
• I didn’t know they came in that color …
• Which one of us queefed?
• Is this a bad time to say I have a boyfriend?
• That was your sister?! [Looked at photo]
• Can I get a drink? My beer goggles wore off.
• My ex/best friend was right. You ARE good!
• I think I missed… was that your… or your…
• More fingers?! I’m using my whole hand!
• Is this a bad time to mention carpal tunnel?
• Is this a bad time to mention TMJ?
(submitted by v3getarian)
Okay, so I have been wanting to design t-shirts for some time. And I have a long list of t-shirt ideas in addition to my Lesbo Tips that were going to double as t-shirts. Basically I’ve been frustrated with trying to find clever ones, and decided to just make my own. Note: a graphic will be designed, and some things will be re-worded for the (above) t-shirt.
It’s obviously going to start out very small, and I don’t know if I will make any profits, so I won’t be able to donate anything until I do. But, I may just to find a way to support myself in hopes to continue to have the ability to eat. I’m either under-qualified or over-qualified for every damned job I apply for. And yes I realize homohelper also does this. But, I’m always a step-too-late when I finally get off my ass to do something.
I was debating as to when to make a post about this. I may also mention it (shorter version) on Lesbo Tips. But, to start I may ask several people what my first shirt will be. If I can get ahold of some ink and a few t-shirts in time I may do a Pride shirt. If not, I have decided to offer a free t-shirt to the 500th follower and the 1000th follower. Which just may be one of their choice.
But, that brings me to this submission I made to LGBTLaughs. Almost three hundred people liked it. And I had plans to make it into a t-shirt also. So, if your interested let me know. I will be attempting to ship all over the United States. And should you happen to live locally you can avoid shipping charges. :D
Every shirt will be hand-made by me. And the price range will be around $20-$25 (shipping included) — seems to be the average for a t-shirt these days.
Any interest, questions, comments, requests, and/or wondering about what I already have planned?
Me before tumblr: Occasionally through-out the day would have thoughts of sexy women.
Me after tumblr: All thoughts are consumed with drop dead gorgeous women. CONSTANTLY.