So, a few people I know are aware of this fact, but I thought I’d share it with the tumblr world as well. Ironically enough my family are thinking about moving back to the west coast — and I’m staying here, mostly sure of that fact. I know I don’t post much anymore — though apparently a lot of people I know check my tumblr. o_O My co-workers find it mildly entertaining oddly enough.

So. I’m excited about a few things though, I love my job — though it’s very difficult and stressful at times. And I love Greensboro, though Raleigh and Durham are fun as well. Also: we are going to Asheville shortly, and a couple Pride festivals, as well as some other LBGT festivals/events. I’m meeting a lot of cool new people which is awesome, but I have been lacking in the (tumblr) update(s) area I’m aware.

Soon, you all can look forward to more hilarity, GIFs, articles by me, quotes, stories, etc. Including updates on Lesbo Tips more regularly again. Knock on wood for some consistency.

• Having a demanding full-time job seriously pushes back my side-projects. AND the ability to really talk with anyone online about them, and apologize.
• I have thus far failed to achieve a one-tip-a-day update system as promised. As you may have noticed the posts are indeed back ass-wards recently. This is because the queue refuses to cooperate with me.
• Now at least three people I know outside of the internetz know of my tumblr. And may or may not regularly check it. This is odd for me. And means I cannot post something I don’t want one of the others to see, or what have you.
• So far, my mother has yet to find me, despite the fact that she knows the email I used to sign up for this. I think I unchecked the ability for people to find me like that though.
• I am now going to attempt to queue up a week or so’s worth of tips on Lesbo Tips.

Like a sinning heathen BOSS.

Browsing tumblr droolin’ over the scantily-clad ladies whilst the rest of the house is doing something religious.

I should blast lesbian music and/or The L Word and see how the southern locals react. The longer I’m here, the more I detest the east coast. I mean, fuck, I’m already in a bad mood. ‘Cause shooting me dirty looks is gonna make me smile less gay at you? Is that even possible? IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A GAY SMILE?! Fucking idiots.

I’m tempted to put on lesbian porn, and see if he reacts lol.

Okay the famous/infamous “DYKE” GIF she made. I feel like somebody fucking put a giant-ass DYKE sticker on my forehead today. More people than usual are staring at me. And considering I have to talk to people all day for my work, it is seriously starting to bother me.

My hair stylist and I ended up talking about women most of the time. Bare in mind she’s a married straight woman. I ended up having her google Jennifer Beals, Kate Moennig, and a few other ladies. She made several comments about how hot they were, and listened quite intently on me talking about The L Word. I did forget to show her Tegan and Sara and their mullets. But, overall I thought it was a pretty fantastically vaguely gay experience in the south.

I hate when religious folks tell me to “put my faith in god and he will provide” makes me want to punch them in the face. Just saying.

Okay so, I tried to forewarn, I apologize LesboTips hasn’t been updated in the past couple days. Before that I had finally gotten the queue to work for both blogs. But, I simply didn’t have the time to do it for the past couple days. I am however amongst like nine other things I have to do set up as much as I can for the next week.

In the style of Sassysairs on the front of things nobody cares about. I got a job. The one I mentioned previously. I am now a reviewer at the Lesbrary, so I have that to finish writing. I have at least two but hopefully three people’s t-shirts to make. A search for a reasonably priced cell phone for work. Maybe people I know too… if I had any lol. And some other possible side-projects.

Procrastination and boredom are no longer options. It’s more like pump myself full of caffeine and give up the luxury of sleep, again. However. I have found out the hard way drinking immense amounts of coffee and not enough water in 90+ degree weather is a bad idea. Now I’m drinking cranberry juice, if you can guess why lol. Fail. Yeah, epic fail.

OH. I also got a haircut and highlights. I may post a picture. I dunno. Doubt anybody cares. But, should anybody be curious feel free to ask, if I forget about it / don’t do it.

Well, only one is really. My mother understands completely that straight people can be allies to the LBGTQ community. My step-father flat out asked me if I felt that I was transsexual when I started talking about supporting their rights too.

And thinks that women aren’t equal to men. Also thinks that no transsexual person could ever pass as the opposite gender after reassignment surgery. He is always cornering me into religious debates. Then claims I don’t have enough references to argue. But every time I have a debate about LBGTQ anything, he is so uneducated he doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Yet continues to argue.

And I thought it was weird to laugh hysterically alone in my bedroom. Nope. Definitely more awkward in Starbucks lol.