Posts tagged Television.
Portard: The vagina according to the L Word... →
Cunt. Pussy. Beaver. Twat. Down there. Another region. Private parts. Naughty bits. No-no. Lady parts. It. Peeper. Front bottom. Pretty pink pearl. PP. Yonni. Tongue-trap. Bald man in a boat. Breakfast of champions. Munch box. Wiwi. Haha. HooHoo. Mimi. Fuck hole. Calcuntta. The lips between the hips. Furry monkey. Smurf crease. Bearded oyster. Bikini biscuit. Cooter. Cherry pop. Cat flaps. ChaCha. Hairy goblet. The grand canyon. Fish taco. Cream collector. Goodie bag. Box of assorted cream. Honey pot. Dugout. Love mitten. Memaid’s purse. Ski-ki. Skeezy. The pink velvet sausage wallet. Ham wallet. Coochie. Sweet spot. The power slot. Foofooville. Pork shutters. Bermuda triangle. Crab hole. Squeegie. Vertical smile. Vessel tube. Monkey’s chin. Chubaca. Panty hamster. Roast beef sandwich. Camel toe.
You can still be sexually active. You can still get it on. You will still be doing the hanky panky til the cows come home. Hot beef injection. Dip the chip. Bang a box. Sweep out the chimney. Stretch that leather. Bump the uglies. Dip and dot. Shake the sheets. Crack the nut. Get some skank on the hang low. Ride the bologna pony. Give that dog a bone. Shut the oyster. Put some beef in your taco.Munch box is my favourite.
Why the hell didn’t I think of typing this up ages ago? I prefer the neutral ones. :P I do believe I made a post about this a wee bit ago, I did it on my phone though. So it didn’t have the answer option. o_O
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Reblog with your 10 favorite Female TV Characters
Dr. Temperance Brennan, Bones.
Bette Porter, The L Word.
Shane McCutcheon, The L Word.
Detective Olivia Benson, Law & Order: SVU.
Megan Hunt, Body of Proof.
Dr. Callie Torress, Grey’s Anatomy.
Dr. Christina Yang, Grey’s Anatomy.
Alice Pieszecki, The L Word.
Jamie Stemple Buchman, Mad About You.
I dunno, I think I may need a longer list actually.
Is there any episode of The L Word where Shane doesn’t have sex?
YES. There is… I’d have to actively rewatch the series. But, I swear there’s a large handful of episodes where she doesn’t… no really… I swear… o_O
Whenever I’m in a big crowd like this, with lots of people everywhere. I always have the compulsion to take off all my clothes.
Jenny of The L Word
I of course must just be the asshole of the universe.
Bette of The L Word
It would be nice to have it look like you are actually giving her pleasure. Rather than moving furniture.
Jenny of The L Word
I enjoy a man with confidence. It makes it that much more enjoyable when I crush him
Colonel Gillian Davis of The L Word
It’s a conflict of interest because I knew the moment I laid eyes on her I wanted to jump her lovely bones.
Joyce Wischnia of The L word (I’m glad I’m not a lawyer)
Jenny: Then I want you to finger fuck her and give her the best fucking orgasm she’s ever had.
Bev: Oh! You mean with my hand.
Jenny: Yeah … Unless you have some other apparati I don’t know about.
The L Word (One of the funniest lines)
Behind every man that does the right thing, there’s always a woman that got him to that point.
Alice of The L Word
You can only watch 5 tv shows for the rest of your life, which ones do you choose?
only 5 - omg.
- The L Word
- Buffy
- Private Practice
- Will & Grace
- The Golden Girls.
I think mine would have to be….
1. The L Word
2. House
3. Bones
4. Law & Order: SVU
5. Dunno, I’d have to decide between Body of Proof or Lip Service after they make more seasons.
Is there like a booby prize for coming in last every time?
Alice of The L Word
Do you prey on people who’s lives are already failing apart, or do you actually take a more aggressive role in creating their grief and destruction?
Kate Arden via The L Word
